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11:47 PM
Bad Mom Moment

Eating the kids' Halloween candy at midnight. It's called "quality control."

To Do:
Mom Math

To-do list: 47 items. Done: 2. Added since morning: 11.

zzzMom?...Mom?
Good Mom Moment

Read bedtime stories every night. Fall asleep by page 2. Book on face at 2am.

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11:47 PM "quality control"
Bad Mom: Quality Control
To Do: 47 items. 2 done. 11 added.
Mom Math: The To-Do List
zzz Mom?...Mom? Asleep by page 2. Every night.
Good Mom: Bedtime Stories
Mom's bag diapers x3 wipes change of clothes snacks x3 sunscreen first aid kit backup outfit Dad's bag that's it. "I thought YOU packed it"
Mom vs Dad: Diaper Bag
List: 3 items Cart: 47 items Budget: destroyed
Mom Math: Target Run
Things I said I'd never do Bribe with candy✓ daily TV as babysitter✓ Bluey "Because I said so"✓ daily Count to three✓ 2.5 Chicken nuggets✓ 4x/week Floor food✓ 5 sec rule Become my mother✓ I AM her Score: 7/7
Bad Mom: The Checklist
Mom sick still cooking. still cleaning. Dad sick zz has written his will It's a cold. He'll survive. Probably.
Mom vs Dad: Sick Day
Coffee Status reheated 3 times still cold 6am: made it. 7:30: found it. 9am: reheated. 9:02: someone spilled it. 2pm: drank cold. Out of spite.
Bad Mom: Coffee Status
Bedtime Math + 1 more story + 1 more water + 1 more hug + "I have to tell you something" + bathroom trip #4 Announced: 8:00 PM Actual: 10:14 PM
Mom Math: Bedtime
Mom's dinner steak, salad, veggies Dad's dinner box mac & cheese Time: 90 min Time: 11 min Kids ate: none Kids ate: ALL of it Life isn't fair.
Mom vs Dad: Dinner Edition

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Mom vs Dad:
Bedtime Story Edition

Mom vs Dad: Bedtime Story Edition

Mom: 3 books, 7 voices, 45 min. Dad: "There was a girl. The end."

Mom's Dinner
vs Dad's Dinner

Mom's Dinner vs Dad's Dinner

90 min cooking vs Kraft Mac & Cheese. Kids ate all of dad's.

Mom's Morning
vs Dad's Morning

Mom's Morning vs Dad's Morning

Mom: up at 5:45. Dad: 4 snooze buttons and pure panic.