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11:47 PM
Bad Mom Moment

Eating the kids' Halloween candy at midnight. It's called "quality control."

To Do:
Mom Math

To-do list: 47 items. Done: 2. Added since morning: 11.

zzzMom?...Mom?
Good Mom Moment

Read bedtime stories every night. Fall asleep by page 2. Book on face at 2am.

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11:47 PM "quality control"
Bad Mom: Quality Control
To Do: 47 items. 2 done. 11 added.
Mom Math: The To-Do List
zzz Mom?...Mom? Asleep by page 2. Every night.
Good Mom: Bedtime Stories
Mom's bag diapers x3 wipes change of clothes snacks x3 sunscreen first aid kit backup outfit Dad's bag that's it. "I thought YOU packed it"
Mom vs Dad: Diaper Bag
List: 3 items Cart: 47 items Budget: destroyed
Mom Math: Target Run
Things I said I'd never do Bribe with candy✓ daily TV as babysitter✓ Bluey "Because I said so"✓ daily Count to three✓ 2.5 Chicken nuggets✓ 4x/week Floor food✓ 5 sec rule Become my mother✓ I AM her Score: 7/7
Bad Mom: The Checklist
Mom sick still cooking. still cleaning. Dad sick zz has written his will It's a cold. He'll survive. Probably.
Mom vs Dad: Sick Day
Coffee Status reheated 3 times still cold 6am: made it. 7:30: found it. 9am: reheated. 9:02: someone spilled it. 2pm: drank cold. Out of spite.
Bad Mom: Coffee Status
Bedtime Math + 1 more story + 1 more water + 1 more hug + "I have to tell you something" + bathroom trip #4 Announced: 8:00 PM Actual: 10:14 PM
Mom Math: Bedtime
Mom's dinner steak, salad, veggies Dad's dinner box mac & cheese Time: 90 min Time: 11 min Kids ate: none Kids ate: ALL of it Life isn't fair.
Mom vs Dad: Dinner Edition

Videos

Stick figure animations that hit too close to home.

Grocery shopping with kids vs without kids

Grocery Shopping With Kids vs Without Kids 😤😇

Every mom knows the difference between grocery shopping WITH kids vs WITHOUT kids! 🛒 #MomLife #BadMomGoodMom

Getting ready to go out vs actually leaving - Bad Mom Good Mom

Getting ready to go out... vs actually leaving 😤😇

Which one are you? Getting ready in 10 minutes vs actually leaving 2 hours later. Send this to a mom who's ALWAYS running late!

When your kid says I'm NOT tired!

When your kid says "I'm NOT tired!" 😤😇

When you just want 5 minutes alone in the bathroom - Bad Mom Good Mom

When you just want 5 minutes alone in the bathroom... 😤😇

Every mom has been there! You just want 5 minutes alone in the bathroom... and suddenly it's the end of the world. Tag a mom who gets this!

The second you get on a phone call - Bad Mom Good Mom

The second you get on a phone call... 😤😇

Every mom knows this feeling! The SECOND you get on a phone call, suddenly everyone needs something RIGHT NOW. Send this to every mom you know!

When you spend an hour cooking dinner - Bad Mom Good Mom

When you spend an hour cooking dinner... 😤😇

Which mom are YOU when your kid says "I don't like this"? Tag a mom who made nuggets for dinner tonight! 🍗

When your kid asks WHY - Bad Mom Good Mom

When your kid asks "WHY?" for the 100th time...

Which mom are YOU today? 😤😇

Grocery Store - Bad Mom Good Mom

Taking your kids to the grocery store... 😤😇

Bad Mom loses a kid in the cereal aisle. Good Mom has a list AND sticks to it!

What You're THINKING vs What You SAY 😤😇

What You're THINKING vs What You SAY 😤😇

Every mom has two versions. Which one shows up?

When You Finally Sit Down... 😩❤️

When You Finally Sit Down... 😩❤️

You sat down. You had coffee. The universe noticed.

Bedtime at Our House... 😂 #Shorts

Bedtime at Our House... 😂 #Shorts

Announced bedtime: 8:00 PM. Actual bedtime: 10:14 PM.

Would You Rather – Mom Edition

Would You Rather – Mom Edition

Listen to Baby Shark for 3 hours OR 'Are we there yet?' for a 5 hour road trip?

When Your Kid Googles ONE Thing

When Your Kid Googles ONE Thing

And now they're correcting you at the dinner table.

"I'm Not Going to Ask Again"

"I'm Not Going to Ask Again"

Spoiler: she asked again. Many times.

Kids Can Hear a Candy Wrapper from 3 Rooms Away 😂

Kids Can Hear a Candy Wrapper from 3 Rooms Away 😂

Can't hear 'dinner's ready' from 2 feet away though.

When Your Kids Watch Too Much Stranger Things

When Your Kids Watch Too Much Stranger Things

Now they're trying to open the fridge with their mind.

Mom's Dinner vs Dad's Dinner

Mom's Dinner vs Dad's Dinner

90 min cooking vs Kraft Mac & Cheese. Kids ate all of dad's.

What Moms SAY vs What Moms MEAN

What Moms SAY vs What Moms MEAN

"Do whatever you want" means there is ONE right answer and this isn't it.

Mom vs Dad: Bedtime Story Edition

Mom vs Dad: Bedtime Story Edition

Mom: 3 books, 7 voices, 45 min. Dad: 'There was a girl. The end.'

Getting Ready - Bad Mom Good Mom

"We leave in 5 minutes!" 😤😇

Getting the kids ready is a full-time Olympic sport.

Getting Ready to Leave - Bad Mom Good Mom

Getting Ready to Leave the House 😤😇

Where are your shoes?! I said 5 minutes 20 minutes ago!